Diet coke wishes and nacho cheese dreams. var sc_project=6761247; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="01f36e4e";   (function( ){ BF_WIDGET_JS=document.createElement("script"); BF_WIDGET_JS.type="text/javascript"; BF_WIDGET_SRC="http://ct.buzzfeed.com/wd/UserWidget?u=masburritos.tumblr.com&to=1&or=vb&wid=1&cb=" + (new Date()).getTime(); setTimeout(function() {document.getElementById("BF_WIDGET_1").appendChild(BF_WIDGET_JS);BF_WIDGET_JS.src=BF_WIDGET_SRC},1); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @masburritos)http://masburritos.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d64fba9edb58006ac87d7bb9df0cb9a/tumblr_moeazuvyEB1qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A childhood essential. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/52960883685http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/52960883685Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:21:30 -0700noosepretty deathjapanesetoykidschildren toy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrmy6yiOd1r41f9po1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Hop on da jet-ski. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/52247274049http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/52247274049Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:23:53 -0700tim and ericrazred lobsterwred lobster<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd62e8dc05c508c9b32a15bfc4b011ae/tumblr_mmfww6CSfO1qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/49866449228http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/49866449228Tue, 07 May 2013 11:04:54 -0700snoop dogsnoop lionphillip seymour hoffmanepicphotopicturePSH<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c018552e101672e7933e2aa734fed68/tumblr_mm75k72XIZ1qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/49475026443http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/49475026443Thu, 02 May 2013 17:33:43 -0700kim kardashiancryingfunnydesktopcomputerlol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3a4818bA1qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#POWERCOUPLEZ </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/35157601490http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/35157601490Tue, 06 Nov 2012 15:19:20 -0800election2012obamabarack obamamichelle obamatami taylorcoach taylorfriday night lightsclear eyes full heart cant losefnlromney<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marmugdOOL1rq7887o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Donut Time, All The Time. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/33308803724http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/33308803724Wed, 10 Oct 2012 11:31:39 -0700donutsclockdonut clockawesome<a href="http://www.dlisted.com/2012/08/30/look-lindsay-lohan-1980s-la-liz">THIS IS HAPPENING!!!! (Lindsay Lohan as 1980's LIz Taylor)</a>: <p><img height="392" src="http://www.dlisted.com/files/lilotrashedtrailer.jpg" width="445"/></p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/30536702782http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/30536702782Thu, 30 Aug 2012 13:11:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9h99dJrBi1qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If these two people turn out to be the same person…I don’t think I could continue to live in this reality. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/30396646548http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/30396646548Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:12:49 -0700violent jicpInsane Clown Posseguy fierifood networktwinssame personsecret lifemusicentertainmentfunnylol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fs7w04S51qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jane Fonda was a TOTAL hipsterrrrrrrr!</p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/30345342401http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/30345342401Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:07:08 -0700jane fonda60svintageglasseshipstersweatshirtbeethovenphotopicturepic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rmix1Zb41qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>do do do do…do do do do. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/29434067640http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/29434067640Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:01:00 -0700artjawsjohn williamsmovieshark week<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ef9fXNzm1qizjjdo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ef9fXNzm1qizjjdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>When Skyler was in Egypt landddd, let my Skylerr goooo. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/28922465531http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/28922465531Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:56:00 -0700breaking badskylerwhiteferris buellers day offcameronfunnylolpool<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsqadnTLK1qeu3rso1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsqadnTLK1qeu3rso2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Hilarious. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/27133101982http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/27133101982Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:31:00 -0700babyjane<p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://swf.tubechop.com/tubechop.swf?vurl=6GSyrnsn4WI&amp;start=47.57&amp;end=56.35&amp;cid=431031"></object></p> <p><img height="217" src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/2/1/0/5/1/8/0/3/orig-21051803.jpg" width="326"/></p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/26865292468http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/26865292468Mon, 09 Jul 2012 16:46:27 -0700omg gurlzlouis ckgifgucci this<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66f91aN321rqd5coo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Thiiiiiiis is adorable. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/25871078423http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/25871078423Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:47:55 -0700elvisfancuteadorable<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mqswmnkL1qizjjdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>If tattoos could sparkle, this would be it. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/25120337436http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/25120337436Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:05:20 -0700selenaselena quintanilladreaming of youtattoogifpicture<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5knkeaOhY1qizjjdo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5knkeaOhY1qizjjdo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>My namesake record. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/25039569027http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/25039569027Wed, 13 Jun 2012 13:00:14 -0700scarlataalbumlprecordmusicbandcover<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59u30Tiq61qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Workin’ hard. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/24642279941http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/24642279941Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:47:24 -0700chillcatlaid back catferris buellers day offferris buellermemephotopicturefunnylolkittyposter<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g4vjbVKi1qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When the internet and Showgirls come together my life is completed. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/23570186274http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/23570186274Tue, 22 May 2012 15:52:31 -0700showgirlsangelina jolielegoscarsslitnomi mallonecoverposter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ewsi0qKQ1qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shark Week. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/22271416192http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/22271416192Wed, 02 May 2012 13:26:42 -0700shark weekperiodragmenstruationtamponstampaxgirlsladies<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32246w4701qizjjdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some major discrepancies between the Fuzzball in <em>Captain EO</em> and the stuffed animal they sell at Disneyland. BULLSHIT. </p>http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/21804935792http://masburritos.tumblr.com/post/21804935792Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:52:54 -0700captain eodisneylandmichael jacksonfuzzballfuzzyorangeanimalmonsterbutterflycutecreatureLAME